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Father: Whenever i beat you,you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush.
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Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
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Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: Well, yes and no !!!
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Son: Mom, yesterday when I was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done right thing.
Son: BTW mom, I was sitting on dad's lap.
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Once in a bar, one guy said to another..
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.
After a while... he laughs and says: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk....
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