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Boy: Great world, only 25% boys have mind...
Girl: what about Rest?
Boy: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!!
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Girlfriend: "I want to end our relationship,I am going to return you everything you gave me.."
Boyfriend: "Okay then,Let's start with Kisses..!!!"
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Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, problems and
lighten your burden.
Boyfriend: It's very good darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girlfriend: Well that's because we aren't married yet..
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Girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be your forever.
Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning.
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The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, 'Son, are you
able to support a family?'
'Well, no, sir,' he replied. 'I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.'
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Boyfriend: I love you, I could die for you.
Girlfriend: How soon??
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Girlfriend: Its the time we should marry.
Boyfriend: yes, but who will marry us.!!
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