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Q: Husband's credit card stolen but he did not report it, why?
A: Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
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Husband: My wife is an angel.
Man; You are lucky, my wife is still alive..
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Two people chat:-
First: What is the difference between wife and neighbor's wife.?
Second replied: Wife is like chocolate, you can have anytime but neighbor's wife is like an
ice cream, you should have immediately..!!!!
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Husband: My wife is missing.
Postmaster: This is post office not police station..
Husband: Oh sorry!! i am so happy that i don't know where to go !!
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Married man says to his bachelor friend,
Marriage is a three ring circus ...
Bachelor asked: how??
Married man: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering...
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Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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