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Girl: Why dogs don't marry?
Boy: Simply because they are already having a life of dog.

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Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.
Friend: how come?
Man: today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!

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Employer : We need some one for this Job who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, boss used to say that I am Responsible..

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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down under the bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...

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Short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?
Short friend said: If watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..

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Son: Why do barbers become good drivers?
Father: Because they know all the short cuts..

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Once husband was teaching his spouse driving, when brakes suddenly failed on a steep and downhill grade.
Wife: I can not stop, she cried, now what to do?
Husband: Brace yourself and try to run your car on something cheap.

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