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I was in love at first sight, than i took a second look !!
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There is one good thing about being poor ~ it inexpensive.
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Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are take-in...
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We have a quiet home life, I don't speak to my wife and she doesn't speak to me.
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My wife always talking about a trip to Europe,
I have no objections - I let her talk !!
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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