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A boy said to a girl: "Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
Boy: "No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"
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Mother: Can you do anything that others can not do?
Son: Yes mom, i can read my handwriting..
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Q: what makes a short man to think about candle light dinner?
A: Well, because of Power fail...
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Beggar: Plz give me 2$ for coffee.
Man: You can buy 2 cup coffee in 2$.
Beggar: No, i have my girlfriend with me.
Man: How funny, you are beggar & made a girlfriend.
Beggar: No, girlfriend made me beggar...
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Friend: Is there any way to convert the short life into a long life?
Married friend: You also get married..
Friend: Will it help?
Married friend: No, but the thought of long life will never come again..
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Doctor: Do you watch your husband face while enjoyment?
Lady: Yes, i saw once and i saw lots of anger on his face.
Doctor: why, is he short temper?
Lady: No, because he was watching me from window...
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Once there were three Ladies.
First Lady:-My husband's hair color is Black, so i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Second Lady:-My husband's hair color is Yellow, so i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned:My Husband is bald,So what should I ???!!!
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